Everything Beautiful

my names vanessa and im a tarus, a beyotch, and i dont follow back ;-)

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smvevo:

when i find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
read fanfiction

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  • doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
  • patient: how am i alive
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i like how my forearm is darker than everything else
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How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.
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perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

(via dietcondoms)

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jocastasaves:

Me: would you like some Splenda?

My Hunty: For what?

Me: For that truth tea I just served you cuz I know its kinda bitter.

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(Source: justice4jocasta, via lgbtqute)

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officialunitedstates:

there’d be less prisoners if we stopped building prisons